December 2008
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Taunton Gazette Wins Again →
“Police are looking for two punks — one of whom used a knife — who robbed a man of cash and a laptop computer Tuesday night.”
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Taunton Gazette finally realizes there isn't any... →
Taunton TUESDAY • Police got a call that a woman at home on Paul Bunker Drive could not be roused. It turns out, they said, that she was alright and was just a heavy sleeper.
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Common Myths →
“The bottom line, say Dr. Vreeman and Dr. Carroll, is that the time of day or night when one eats is irrelevant. People gain weight because they take in more calories overall than they burn, regardless of when these calories are consumed.”
Other Myths
Sugar makes kids hyperactive.
Suicides increase over the holidays.
Poinsettias are toxic.
You lose most of your body heat...
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Greek Riots: An American Perspective
me: he's telling me about the riots
he lives literally in the epicenter of it
where the boy was killed
and where all the "anarchists" live and the riots started
me: have you heard about the riots in Greece?
Kerily: nope
Kerily: they literally think there are antichrists?
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“I am supposed to be a bit more “exeprienced” in riots and I crapped...”
– Kosta Polatoglou, a resident of Athens, Greece, on the current riots.
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No wonder my cousin is in showbusiness →
The researchers found a remarkably high level of Sephardic Jewish (19.8%) and North African (10.6%) ancestry in their large sample of Y chromosomes from the modern population.
Turns out more people than I had ever imagined must hate me. Does this change my life? Other than my stance on reparations, no.
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W
Manager: how do you text aw?
Entry Level Dude: huh?
Manager: like if you wanna text somebody with "aw that's cute", how would you write it?
Entry Level Dude: a - w - w - w - w
Believe it or not, I think the funniest part is that the answer was "a - w - w - w -w." Do you know how long it takes to say w out loud 4 times? Try it right now.
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NOT that there's anything wrong with that.
Staff Accountant: Mark, white or colored lights on the Christmas tree?
me: White OBVIOUSLY. Colors are like a freakin circus.
Staff Accountant: Watch it...
Office Administrator: HEY, my father was a clown in the circus!
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