February 2012
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Chris Christie, The Right on Gay Marriage →
I have a lot of trouble wrapping my head around conservatives’ positions on social issues. “I don’t want the government telling me what to do” yada yada. Yet the same crowd wants to legislate morality, their morality. I can not understand it. I know this complaint is somewhat of a cliche already, but it’s as real as it is impossible to understand if you’re even...
January 2011
2 posts
Police shoot, kill man during warrant search in... →
Another victory in the war on drugs. Why the hell does a SWAT team need to break into somebody’s house to arrest him for selling drugs anyways? Can’t they just tackle the kid coming out of Cumberland Farms and then go search his house after they are safely under arrest?
The Eagle-Tribune reports that Fire Chief Richard... →
How many of you have had a job where the penalty on lying to acquire a certification necessary for your job was getting suspended for a little while? SUSPENDED? What is this high school?
December 2010
3 posts
'I Am Under 18' Button Clicked For First Time In... →
This lady is pissed because Taunton had the... →
November 2010
10 posts
Fake doctor jailed for giving breast exams in bars →
Police say Ross introduced herself to victims — one at a downtown Boise bar and the other at a nightclub in a Boise suburb — as a plastic surgeon named Berlyn Aussieahshowna, a name that turned out to be bogus.
Who would ever suspect a name like Aussieahshowna? How do you even pronounce that? It looks like the random sequence of letters that comes out of a drunk person’s mouth...
"I'm so thankful that we're all alive"
That’s what Leticia Lewis said on American Morning after surviving a horrific ordeal on a cruise ship this week. What happened?
Well, there was a fire in the engine room which caused the ship to lose power, and “they were stuck without air conditioning, hot showers and decent meals” for 3 days.
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Statutory Rape
At the risk of inciting a riot I’m going to pose a question. Forget any details about how the specific laws are written and obviously assume the sex was consensual. Ok here it is:
A high school senior has sex with a high school freshman. Word gets out. Senior gets charged with a crime that has the word “rape” attached to it because senior happens to be 18 instead of 17, the...
San Francisco passes law barring toys from being... →
1. Is it just me, or this a serious case of the government overstepping its bounds?
2. Exactly what strain of stupidity makes people think that the toys in happy meals are why children, human beings that don’t have money or transportation of their own, eat too much fast food?
Twinkie diet helps nutrition professor lose 27... →
I hope that all of you especially those who are into weird cleanses, detoxes, and strange diets named after cities in Florida will read this article.
Progressive Parents Refuse To Tell Child Its Sex |... →
BERKELEY, CA—Citing a refusal to impose limiting social constructs on their offspring, parents Lucas Cady and Kat Loesel reported Monday they will not tell their 4-year-old, Quynn, whether the child is biologically male or female. “Who are Kat and I to say what sexual organs our kid possesses?” asked Loesel, who has dressed Quynn in dull gray smocks since birth and only allows the...
A 15-month-old baby girl survived a fall from a... →
…moments later a piano fell on their heads temporarily flattening them both. A biped coyote laughed hysterically as they inflated back to their normal volume.
United Skates of America →
I dare you to turn up your speakers and go to this web site. Totally safe for work.
October 2010
14 posts
Policeman, Firefighters, & Teachers Oh My!
Every proposal to cut taxes that I have seen in my adult life has been met with the same opposition: OMG NO WE’LL NEED TO LAY OFF TEACHERS, POLICE, AND FIREFIGHTERS AND OUR KIDS WILL GROW UP STUPID, CRIME WILL RUN RAMPANT IN THE STREETS, AND ALL OUR HOMES WILL BURN DOWN. Allow me to draw a brief analogy.
Have you ever taken a pay cut, perhaps been laid off from your job? What do you do...
Court in UAE says beating wife, child OK if no... →
“The court ruled that a man has the right to punish his wife and children. That includes beating them, after he has tried other options, such as admonition and then abstaining from sleeping with his wife.”
What is this The Onion??
Police: Officers didn't realize man was shot when... →
WHAT? Officer Rambo was on the hood of the car shooting into it! How could they NOT be aware of the driver’s condition?
Police shooting of Pace University Student Danroy...
I’ll tell you what drives me absolutely insane about these incidents: the inability of anyone to just TELL THE GODAMNED TRUTH about what happened. The police instantly come out with some story that says a kid who was not involved in the fight or, as far as we know, running from the police for any reason, tried to run them down and hit 3 or 4 them so they had to blow him away to save their...
Even Justin Bieber mocking Tom Brady's hair -... →
Yes. Yes!!
Wall Street's reaction to the allegations that... →
These motherfuckers. They blew the whole thing up and virtually bankrupted themselves from which we—average joe american tax payer—had to bail them out. Now on the other side of the coin they’re just LAUGHING.
The American Dream, baby!
“I don’t want our children to be brainwashed into thinking that...”
– Carl Paladino, New York Republican gubernatorial candidate
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Light drinking during pregnancy does not harm a... →
In fact,
Children born to light drinkers were 30% less likely to have behavioural problems than children whose mothers did not drink during pregnancy.
American People Hire High-Powered Lobbyist To Push... →
TV Viewing Likely to Make You Feel Dissatisfied... →
This can’t be right. Several people have told me I’M the weird one because I avoid watching TV as much as possible. This is just a trick to get me to go outside where I’m likely to catch some horrible illness. I know it.
I'M READY
911 Operator: "911 Operator, where is your emergency?"
Suspect: "Yeah, I want you to call the cops cause I'm ready to kill."
911 Operator: "What?"
Suspect: "I'm ready to kill some cops right now."
September 2010
6 posts
Atheists and agnostics topped a survey of... →
There are so many interesting, non-scientific inferences we can take away from this.
“And I mean, you put a woman and you give her a choice of 53 athletes, somebody...”
– Clinton Portis, Washington Redskins Running Back, commenting on the Inez Sainz controversy
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81-Year-Old Beaten To Death By Teenagers →
After the ceremony, the patriarch was walking down Main Street toward a restaurant where the reception was to be held when he was attacked by the three boys in what they told police was an attempt to impress some girls, Gregg Baker said.
????????
Car travelling ~100mph takes flight and crashes... →
holy shit!
August 2010
22 posts
Heavy Drinkers Outlive Nondrinkers, Study Finds -... →
“You’re probably one of those health nuts aren’t you? Go f#$k yourself.”
MOM, MEATLOAF!! FKKKKKKKKKKK!!!
An East Boston man was arrested Tuesday after he allegedly ransacked his mother’s apartment because he did not like the meal that she prepared for him, police said. Boston police said they responded to the home on Lexington Street shortly before 5 p.m. and discovered broken furniture throughout the woman’s apartment, as well as food “splattered all over the kitchen.’’ The woman told officers that...
Taunton expert warns: alligators not cuddly pets,... →
Just in case you guys didn’t know.
WatchWalkman fights vacuum in a battle to the death.
“I think the Internet is the most dangerous thing invented since the atomic bomb....”
– John Mellencamp
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Toning Shoes Lighten Wallet But Not Ass
The American Council on Exercise did a study to find out if these new toning shoes that are all the rage actually do a anything. The results? Big fucking surprise. They don’t do shit!
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Nearly One Million Children in U.S. Potentially... →
Noooo. REALLY??
Fish Hadouken